Facebook Strikes Again!

So, remember my little post about Facebook idiots?  Well, it seems that someone else has escaped from the asylum.  

I went ahead and changed this woman's name.  No sense in me making a complete public mockery of her; she's doing a pretty good job on her own.  Anyway... here we go.

Bessy McWhattheheck U.T.I.= Major antibiotics, post apocolyptic fall out orange/ yellow urine, lower back pain from (bleep) and LOTS OF WATER!!! I'm Greatful for modern medicine what the freak did people do when they got sick back in the day... oh that's right DIE!!! NO BUENO! Thank God I was born at this time w/ medicine and the right to vote and own property.

[I'm greatful for the wunders of modern technolagy and the miraculs of spell chekkers!!!!  Without them and the appropriate uses of. punctuation!!!!  I don't know wher I'd be!  I'm so glad to be born in an era with such aweseom technology and the ability to go to the grocery store and buy carrots at any time of year.]

I'm really sorry that she's sick.  I've never had a UTI (I had to Google that to find out what it even was.  Turns out it's either a urinary tract infection or the Universal Technical Institute, www.uti.edu.  Based on her complaining, I'm leaning towards the first option.  This brings up another point... would you ever attend a school that had the initials UTI?  Go... UTI!!!  I wonder what their mascot is.... I digress).  Like I said, I've never had a UTI, and I can imagine they'd be pretty painful, but what in the world does the right to vote and own property have to do with modern medicine?  Maybe if you elect the right person into the White House, UTIs will be abolished?  A vote for me is a vote to end UTIs! (and the crowd cheers).

I wish the English language had a word that combined the feelings of "that's really sick, why are you telling me this" with "what the (bleep) does that have to do with anything."  Hmmm... I guess Idiot will have to do.