Again with the emails...

I got another email. This time it's from Ian Drake. I don't know if Ian has ever met Jamie or Jodi, but I'm sure somewhere in the cosmos they are all related. Here's what this young chap has to say to me:

CHEERS,

Our wedding is just a couple days away and we are really excited to celebrate with you. So you know, we will be heading, post-rehearsal dinner, to the "Ye Olde England Inn" patio around 8PM, to have a few celebratory drinks before the wedding. So, if you are free Friday night, stop on by. Keep the time loose, as it is sure to be a busy weekend for Stowe, with a number of festivals going on.

As a reminder, the wedding ceremony starts at 3:30PM on Saturday at the Stowehof Inn, with the cocktail hour immediately following.

See you soon!
Ian and Amy

How happy for them. Honestly, I had no idea they were even dating.

As much as I would love to celebrate with them, unfortunately I won't be able to make it to the wedding on Saturday or the drunken brawl tomorrow night. I have a few prior engagements here in Utah that preclude me from making the short trip to Stowe, Vermont. Although, I'm sure Stowe is lovely this time of year. If you find yourself in Vermont this weekend, please stop by the Stowehof Inn at about 3:30 and give Ian and Amy my regards.

You know, with all the drinking they're going to be doing, I'm not sure how excited they really are to be celebrating with me. Maybe dear Ian has started his celebratory drinks a bit early, and that's why he can't type his friend's email address correctly. I wonder if Amy knows she's marrying an idiot.

I close with the immortal words of Homer Simpson: "To alcohol! The cause of--and solution to--all of life's problems."